the bar is too low to fail

dear ...uhm.. girls.. who are on my facebook,

please stop with the following poses:
• you and your friend with your tongues touching/almost touching
• you grabbing or fake grabbing your friend's boobs
• you touching/almost touching your friends boobs with your tongue
•......just stop it.

or at LEAST don't put these pictures up on facebook... you're making me crazy. AND its a bad idea - nothing good can come from it.

just looking out for you,
ks

"don't say i didn't warn you"

i got some great advice from a library book today:

TURTLE KEEPING IN GENERAL

If you plan to keep turtles as pets, there are a few hazards you must be aware of. The first is tied to the diet of some terrestrial species. If a turtle that is accustomed to eating mushrooms consumes a poisonous mushroom and you eat the turtle, you could end up with mushroom poisoning. I know of only one recorded instance in the history of mankind, so your risk is somewhat remote, but don't say I didn't warn you.

- from the introduction to Turtles by Mervin F. Roberts (1988)

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