March 30, 2008

i messed up, i missed it



i'm an a-hole!

i accidently sold cigarettes to an underage narc kid at the drug store and got busted. guh.... embarrassing, but i could have got a life-ruining $3000 fine. i am now IDing every human being.



ps - that picture is a real package of cigarettes; "Lucky Strike commissioned one pack of smokes to be produced that proudly boasts 18ct white gold package that displays one large diamond and one large ruby". ughhhh.

3 comments:

cayliedawn said...

i am very glad you weren't fined. that's HUGE. but i'm glad they have that fine for people. be careful!

michelle said...

thanks for the comment. i came back. maternity leave, you know, that shit?

Anonymous said...

dear kelsey,

when i was in bc i worked at a convinenent store and i would sell cigarettes to everyone! i sold prime times to the youngest kids ever! luckly it was a small town. i was very popular! eventually i started fucking with everyone... i'd sell to a kid all week and then i would ID them and not sell to him/her. i did it all the time and they would get very very upset! i would make little kids buy me ciggarettes and food in order to be allowed to buy some for them selves! i would ID old people and refuse to sell to them. you should see how mad they get! its great! everyone eventually pays up. I would have older kids gaurd my store and scare off shop lifters! if you control the ciggarettes you control the town! way too much power for such a powerful person! the store ended up getting robbed and the police and my boss had a million questions for me. i wasnt envolved but my boss thought i was, but couldnt fire me because it was illegal. deflimation of character. i had a nice long month holiday before i just felt bad and quit. one little girl (about 12) offered me a blow job for a pack one night... i declined... i'm not an animal! don't you just love people?


love trent

ps- i haven't smoked since august 8!
pps- the police were very strongly on my side!
ppps- i have more stories for you but wont continue here...