November 26, 2008

oh shit. this is a rant.

i hate serving those "i'm hip; look at my monroe/nose piercing!", but i'm also professional; "look at my pencil skirt/silk top" girls, especially when they are in pairs. today one was waiting for her friend to pay and through some kind of scuffle or coincidence, ended up putting one penny into the tip jar while looking directly at me. in my eyes. while dropping a penny in the tip jar. i'm sure she didn't intend for that to happen, she was just being silly with her friend while i happened to glance at her at the same time and she happened to look in my direction. why did i even think twice about this? because i am super conscious of our roles.

i slept in by like two hours this morning, so i showed up to work very late and when i got there is very busy. everything on the "island" was empty including lids (lawsuit waiting to happen) and napkins so i started filling that stuff up when this lady commented on how everything was empty. yea. got it. working on it. so i fill a couple things rushing around. she's like "miss, this is empty too" and passes me the metal cream pitcher. i grab it and take it to fill it and it was over half full. i wanted to hit her in the head with it, i really did. why did she say that though?? to mess with me? well, it worked lady.

i also hate adult women who have braces. sorry but that's fucking lame.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

adult women with braces? thats dreamy...

trent

ArtexAnthony Inc. said...

haha! that's wicked - my new lady-boss has braces...woot!

ArtexAnthony Inc. said...

p.s. I miss you too!

kelseydawn said...

SO many people have braces. i can't believe that shit.

our customers are SO parker posey in Best in Show.